Ask me anything   Dani.
People generally like me.
I pray for Naya Rivera as my d-o-double-g.


fifty favorite fictional characters
↳ 2. Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development)

Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.’

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Can’t make a good soup, can’t do a handstand in a pool, can’t spell the word lieutenant. There’s a lot of can’ts in my life right now.

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one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

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best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

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